Over the last few years I've placed many hundreds of
orders for goods and services over the Internet, and the vast majority of
these transactions have been completely smooth. When the process does go
wrong, though, it tends to go wrong quite spectacularly, and each time
usually brings some new quirk and problem to be dealt with. Never has the
phrase "caveat emptor" been more applicable than in these days of
online shopping.
Ghastly Beyond Belief Companies that have really succeeded in disappointing me
- click the heading for full details.
Only revealed that their UK branch doesn't sell big hardware after
letting me order a printer.
The
Fantasy Stock Control League
For companies who specifically show items as "in stock" when
they're not actually available at all, and who are happy to receive an
order and accept payment before revealing this fact...
APC Clothing - a classic
example of the genre... In spite of what seems to be an accurate
representation of the stock levels of each individual item in their range,
in fact a number of the items I have ordered, on a number of occasions,
have been either temporarily or permanently unavailable. Unfortunately
this is depressingly common, and is one of my major annoyances when
shopping online - many companies appear to have a back-end stock
database updating their catalogue in real-time, but it is often an
illusion...
[Note: I wrote the above in January 2004, after
several annoying experiences with the company in question, and so was
surprised and impressed to receive an email this week, more than three
years later, from a company representative who was keen to help if he
could. Obviously, after all this time there was nothing that could be
done, but it's good to find a firm that appears to care enough to follow
up feedback like this. Based on this, I would certainly give APC another
try if I ever needed anything from them. - May 2007]
Hewlett Packard's online store
- I ordered an infra-red adaptor for the DeskJet 350 printer, only to be
told a few days later that actually it was no longer even in production! To their
credit, the item has since been removed from their online
catalogue, but this really isn't the sort of mistake one expects from a
company like HP.
WiredZone - having placed an order
for a RAID card for the Infinity3
motherboard, over the next few weeks I received daily automated messages
to the effect that the item was not available. In the end I had to
phone them to cancel the order before the messages stopped! Note that
their web site is "temporarily unavailable", at present, so they may not
be in business any more...
Airsoft Dynamics - the vast
majority of the orders I've placed with them over the last year or so have
been incomplete due to certain parts of my order being unavailable. This
is really rather annoying, but it has to be said that these have usually
been rather less common items, though, and that the rest of their customer
service is perfectly acceptable.
Amazon UK - normally the absolute
pinnacle of smooth, efficient online shopping, but when things go wrong it
can be very frustrating. I've learned from experience that any item shown
with a lead time of more than a month will probably turn out to be
unavailable - but you can wait a very long time, with estimated
delivery dates being extended continually every few weeks, until this fact
finally becomes clear...
Scan Computers -
another company with a convincing, reassuring online stock level indicator
- which has turned out to be bear no resemblance at all to reality on the
last two occasions that I have placed an order. It is very frustrating
when an anxious enquiry about a delayed order prompts the admission that
the items in question are actually out of stock, and yet the indicator is
still firmly insisting that they are ready and available for shipping.
While I was
trying to source a motherboard for Infinity3
in October 2003, I emailed around a dozen UK suppliers of SuperMicro
hardware asking if they could supply the model I wanted. Somewhat to my
surprise, only two of them actually replied, and I must admit that I
find this completely bizarre... I assume that the others couldn't obtain the
model I wanted, but it would only have taken thirty seconds to reply "sorry,
it's not available" as one of their competitors did, and so avoid giving
them impression that they just don't care... Are some firms so flush with
customers that they can afford to turn away trade like this? Among the
no-shows were Amazon
International, The PC Store,
Micro Direct,
TMC Technology,
PC Upgrade and
Light Computer Systems. They
obviously don't understand how easily online shoppers can vote with their
feet, and I just won't even bother considering them, next time. Fortunately
another UK firm, Hamiltone Ltd, not
only answered my enquiry, but closed the deal and shipped the board with an
absolute minimum of fuss - thus earning an entry on the A List section
below, instead!
Delta Business
Services, AKA Tape Storage Online - I ordered a pack of tape barcode
labels earlier this year, and a few days later was phoned by a friendly and
apologetic man who told me that there would be a lead time of around a week.
Several weeks passed, and when I tried to contact them to enquire about the
order status I ran into a blank wall... Phone messages were not returned,
emails went unanswered, enquiry forms filled in on their web site were
apparently ignored - nothing at all! I haven't heard anything from them
since, and have now given up on the order completely and found the labels
elsewhere!
MDS Batteries -
following a delayed delivery which I queried, their terse email response to
me started with the comment "I feel it is hardly our problem...",
which struck me as exactly the opposite of how I would like a company
to consider their relationship with an unhappy customer. The fault was
really not their own, it emerged, instead being a mistake by the courier
company, but that attitude really annoyed me and
my reply was a touch
scathing...
The A List
Just to prove that it's not all bad, out there - these companies have
gone to the other extreme, either by bending over backwards to be of
assistance, or simply by processing a transaction smoothly, rapidly, and
competently. All of these companies are highly recommended.
All things Japanese - and not only shipped amazingly
quickly, but also carefully labelled to minimise the chance of unwelcome
attention from UK Customs. Now that's what I like to see!
Supplier of computer components and accessories,
and manufacturer of my customised Infinity case. Every dealing I've
had with this company has been smooth and painless, and as far as I'm
concerned they're one of the absolute leaders in the UK homebrew computer
industry.
One of the original manufacturers of leather flying
jackets, and an real pleasure to deal with. They're not very fond of email,
it seems, as every message I sent was replied to via telephone instead, but
they were timely, helpful, and extremely flexible. Great products, too!
One of the classic institutions in the UK electronics
industry, and have made the transition to online ordering as well as any
company I've seen. Their web site is full of useful features and helpful
information, and their range really is second to none - and when they say
"next day delivery", that's exactly what they mean!
An excellent range of military hardware, survival gear,
air weapons, bows, army surplus equipment, you name it... Extremely helpful,
too - I placed an order on Friday evening, and following a glitch in the
process they phoned me on Saturday to double-check the details, and
the order arrived first-thing on Monday morning. I really can't see how they
could have been any faster or more efficient!
When other UK
suppliers had let me down over the motherboard I needed, Hamiltone responded
quickly, shipped promptly, and in general were exactly how I would want an
online supplier to behave. With so many utterly indifferent retailers out
there, they really stand out from the pack.